Thursday, March 4, 2010

Deep breaths...

I just want to paint a picture of the insanity that is my life right now...

Today, I rushed into the office to get a few things done before heading out the door at 9:00 a.m. for interviews.

Didn't have time to go to the bathroom because I was running super late.

Did have time to fill my coffee mug because I was exhausted. (I had to prioritize, and staying awake was more important than relieving my bladder. At the time seemed like a good idea...)

Picked up a company car, rushed out the door, drove about an hour away to a day filled with interviews.

Fifteen minutes into the drive...I had to pee.

BAD.

Couldn't pull over. No time. I was already running so late and I was following my boss because I had no idea where I was going.

I kept looking at the clock.

I kept telling myself, "30 more minutes. 15 more minutes. Shoot, I was wrong. 20 more minutes".

I began praying.

At one point, I even held my crotch.

We finally pulled up to a building. I get out of the car and blurt out to my boss, "I don't think this is the right building, but I don't care. I HAVE to go to the bathroom."

He said, "No, we have to find the right building first. We're running late."

I ignored him and ran into the building.

I could not find the women's restroom anywhere.

I literally could not hold it another minute.

So, I went into the men's.

This has been the story of my life this week...



9 comments:

tootie said...

You poor thing! I would have done the same thing. When you gotta go, you gotta go!

Mary Michal said...

Oh my goodness...I'm so glad you made it to a restroom...even if it was the mens. Tootie's right...when you've gotta go, you've gotta go.

Amber said...

Oh no! Always, always use the bathroom :P Haha. That sucks. Nothing worse then having to pee!

I've totally used the men's bathroom before!

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

I would have done the same thing!

Confessions of a Northern Belle said...

HAHAHAAHAHA ... sorry to laugh at your disastrous morning but I love that you admitted holding your gina when you had to pee... that is terrible! And I always get a wicked stomach ache if I hold mine too long.

P.S. When did you get this snazzy new layout... how did I miss it? And WHERE did you get it? I need someone to remake my blog asap.

Freck said...

Oh my goodness!!! Hahaha! I love you. This is just too funny. I'm so sorry to hear it's craziness with you, I sure hope the interview went well and all is looking a little less hectic :)

Kristin said...

Oh my word! LOL I totally would have done the same thing!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

At least you mad it to the restroom! Sometimes you just have to go where you can.

Sherrie said...

Oh you poor thing!