Thursday, March 4, 2010

Deep breaths...

I just want to paint a picture of the insanity that is my life right now...

Today, I rushed into the office to get a few things done before heading out the door at 9:00 a.m. for interviews.

Didn't have time to go to the bathroom because I was running super late.

Did have time to fill my coffee mug because I was exhausted. (I had to prioritize, and staying awake was more important than relieving my bladder. At the time seemed like a good idea...)

Picked up a company car, rushed out the door, drove about an hour away to a day filled with interviews.

Fifteen minutes into the drive...I had to pee.


Couldn't pull over. No time. I was already running so late and I was following my boss because I had no idea where I was going.

I kept looking at the clock.

I kept telling myself, "30 more minutes. 15 more minutes. Shoot, I was wrong. 20 more minutes".

I began praying.

At one point, I even held my crotch.

We finally pulled up to a building. I get out of the car and blurt out to my boss, "I don't think this is the right building, but I don't care. I HAVE to go to the bathroom."

He said, "No, we have to find the right building first. We're running late."

I ignored him and ran into the building.

I could not find the women's restroom anywhere.

I literally could not hold it another minute.

So, I went into the men's.

This has been the story of my life this week...


tootie said...

You poor thing! I would have done the same thing. When you gotta go, you gotta go!

Mary Michal said...

Oh my goodness...I'm so glad you made it to a restroom...even if it was the mens. Tootie's right...when you've gotta go, you've gotta go.

Amber (Girl with the red hair) said...

Oh no! Always, always use the bathroom :P Haha. That sucks. Nothing worse then having to pee!

I've totally used the men's bathroom before!

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

I would have done the same thing!

Mrs. Bear said...

HAHAHAAHAHA ... sorry to laugh at your disastrous morning but I love that you admitted holding your gina when you had to pee... that is terrible! And I always get a wicked stomach ache if I hold mine too long.

P.S. When did you get this snazzy new layout... how did I miss it? And WHERE did you get it? I need someone to remake my blog asap.

Freck said...

Oh my goodness!!! Hahaha! I love you. This is just too funny. I'm so sorry to hear it's craziness with you, I sure hope the interview went well and all is looking a little less hectic :)

Kristin @ the Waiting Game said...

Oh my word! LOL I totally would have done the same thing!

Crazy Shenanigans said...

At least you mad it to the restroom! Sometimes you just have to go where you can.

Sherrie said...

Oh you poor thing!