Me.
That's who.
I've been known to do some pretty scatterbrained/ridiculous things in my day: Forget my best friend's birthday. Put my keys in the freezer. Forget to wear deodorant.
Oh, and once, I wore a black heel and a brown heel to work at my previous job...during training (when I was still trying to impress everyone). YIKES! Talk about embarrassment.
Today, however, tops them all.
Let me preface. I was super DUPER tired this morning. I barely slept last night because 1) It is literally 95 degrees in our house 2) I was dreaming about ticks all over my body 3) I was stressed about my day today.
I had to give two final lessons for the year to third and fourth graders. I was pretty nervous and was "rehearsing" my lessons all morning.
Then, I hopped in the car with my chocolate, peanut butter, banana smoothie and headed to the school...running a bit late of course.
When suddenly, I realized my ultimate scatterbrained act.
I forgot to brush my teeth.
No time to turn around. No time to make a quick pit stop for a toothbrush and toothpaste.
I started hyperventilating.
I called Mr. Ruby to see if he could run in the bathroom to check if my toothbrush was wet...just in case I forgot that I had brushed my teeth. He didn't answer.
I faced the facts. On a very important day, that I was ALREADY super nervous for, I had done the most despicably unhygienic act imaginable: I did not brush my teeth.
Most of you do not know me in "real life". However, everyone who knows me is very aware of my OCD for brushing my teeth.
I have never, ever walked out of the house or gone to bed without brushed teeth. Never. Right after my appendectomy? Brushed my teeth. After a crazy night on my 21st birthday? Brushed my teeth. During a girly slumber party when all my friends had already passed out? Brushed my teeth.
But not today, My Friends. Not today.
Good heavens - Might as well have just gone to school naked!