Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The last things I want to see at 6:30 a.m.

Maybe I'm just modest.

While others however, are not.

I guess I have to get over it.

But the last thing I want to see at 6:30 in the morning is an older, slightly overweight woman standing in the gym locker room completely naked. Yep, just standing. Not doing anything about the nakedness. Just standing. And talking to me.

Oh, and I've mentioned before that I go to the gym at my work. So, it's quite hard to get that mental image out of my head. When I see her on the elevator, in the breakroom, at a company function...all I can see is her naked body in the gym.

Don't get me wrong. I have absolutely nothing against older or overweight anything. I truly am just incredibly modest. And am a glutton for all things awkward.

And nakedness=awkwardness.

3 comments:

Amber (Girl with the red hair) said...

Hahaha I go to the YMCA - YWCA in my town which means LOTS of older, slightly overweight, NAKED women wandering around almost every morning.

I just try to stare straight ahead and get in and out asap! That would be SOOO awkward if it's someone I worked with though, I don't think I could handle it!

Brittney Galloway said...

oh wow, that would be incredibly awkward!

A Journey Through the Waiting Game said...

How awkward! It's like, do I look directly at you while you're talking or do I look away?! Kudos to her for being comfortable in her own skin, but there is a line! I'm with you on the modesty!