Day in my life

Just a small glimpse into my day's events :

• Started off the morning by getting pummeled in the thigh with a wiffle ball (This hurts a lot more than it sounds).
  

• Spent the rest of my morning picking up obscene amounts of goose poop
  

• After a great deal of consoling, convinced a five year old that contrary to what his friends told him, the water snail he touched with his tongue will not make him die
  

• Tried relentlessly to find one of my kiddo's hat, pants, and underwear after swim time - unfortunately without success (How he lost these items...I have no idea)
  

• Had to remind my kiddos to quit referring to their private parts as chicken nuggets - and simply not to discuss private parts at camp

Oh, the day in my life.